- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
"If you’re lonely, bored or unhappy, remember you are young. There is so much time to meet new people and go to new places."
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
- Me with no money: I want everything
- Me with money: what the fuck do I buy